Peter Pan is my favorite
Jeet. 17. Lost girl. Lame puns win my heart.
Babes:
Sarah
Gabby
Cat
(gif not mine)

bigblackfilmer:

yukikame:

hentaimonogatari:

jesuxxx:

pussy attack

death by pussy.

the most heavenly way to die

Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.

04-17 • 19:45218,945 notesigavvedit

usb-dongle:

it has been one of my greatest dreams to beat the living shit out of something at least once so god fucking help anybody that ever tries to assault me because i will be brimming with every violent urge that i have ever tucked away in my entire life

thirstfollower:

why do people want tumblr girlfriends I want a tumblr grandma so she can bake me cookies and knit cute sweaters for me

04-16 • 21:05153,387 noteshithirstfollower

spicy-vagina-tacos:

you kids these days with your “eyebrow gaps” and “thigh game”

wackyshenanigans:

i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before

This is the exact mix of wonderful and awful parenting I expect most tumblr users will display in later life.

thatsgrace:

"That was terrifying!" x

perftag:

oh u “LOVE” ur newborn child???? name 3 of their albums lmfao

04-16 • 20:48157,891 notesavancidy
04-16 • 20:47190,895 notesavancidypoyzn

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

04-16 • 20:39190,228 notesfear13lessgifak-net

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

I’ve been waiting for Phil Tippett to respond to this joke

04-16 • 20:38103,139 notesvachekittykgrrsten

jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

image

That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

04-16 • 20:3898,970 notesvachekittymethdragon

sailor-ramiel:

sora2522:

karenhurley:

This flower shaped confetti contains flower seeds that grow into wildflowers. It is hand made and biodegradable so it leaves no waste. Via

This is actually kinda perfect for outdoor weddings omg

casually reblogging this entire tag lol whoop

gingerblivet:

straddling-the-atmosphere:

onceuponabopper:

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

wittywallflower:

Writing is weird.

One minute you are telling a story.

The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall Edinburgh gets.

or how to kill someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomato

Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi.

what the hell are you guys writing?

Porn.

zaynrand:

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IM JUST TRYING TO SPELL POMEGRANATES 

04-16 • 20:35208,442 notespizzazaynrand

darmani:

thatkilljoy:

chromeofficial:

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

how old are you

"thatkilljoy" living up to the url i see