death by pussy.
the most heavenly way to die
Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.
it has been one of my greatest dreams to beat the living shit out of something at least once so god fucking help anybody that ever tries to assault me because i will be brimming with every violent urge that i have ever tucked away in my entire life
why do people want tumblr girlfriends I want a tumblr grandma so she can bake me cookies and knit cute sweaters for me
you kids these days with your “eyebrow gaps” and “thigh game”
i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before
This is the exact mix of wonderful and awful parenting I expect most tumblr users will display in later life.
oh u “LOVE” ur newborn child???? name 3 of their albums lmfao
YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
I’ve been waiting for Phil Tippett to respond to this joke
be there or
That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed
This flower shaped confetti contains flower seeds that grow into wildflowers. It is hand made and biodegradable so it leaves no waste. Via
This is actually kinda perfect for outdoor weddings omg
casually reblogging this entire tag lol whoop
Writing is weird.
One minute you are telling a story.
The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall Edinburgh gets.
or how to kill someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomato
Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi.
what the hell are you guys writing?